Somebody asked what's good for cleaning cat pee. My vet's suggests a premium laundry detergent, such as Gain. It seems to work.

Bobert, did the cat knock over the lamp because it was leaping up to look out a window, no doubt at another animal? (invader cat, impudent squirrel, delicious bird?) If so, it's not to blame, is it?

Think about your remaining favorite objects and whether they are in front of strategic feline patrol positions.