Dear MMario,

Go ahead and do it if it'll make you feel better. But you know it probably won't. You just think it will.   

Face it, hon, a couple of your siblings are idiots. Do you really want to pattern your behavior after dunderheads? Don't get me wrong, they're my children and I love them. But they're morons.

And, anyway, if you do start a moronic derivative thread you will probably be abused by others. You will be called stupid. Do you really want to subject yourself to such humiliation? Some of your siblings seem to be too imbecilic to recognize an insult when it's thrown at them, but you aren't that way, are you?

Love,

Mom