I'm collecting the palindromic numbers, because if you get enough of them Bill Gates sends you money. I got an email that told me that.

Also, I got an email about this little boy who wanted get-well cards because he wants to get into the Guinness Book. So I think a quasi-normal MOABite should get in The Book as well:

Bee-Dubya-Ell is a little boy who lives in Florida. He's called that because he parents abandoned him when they found out he had Prethanatopic Monoxygenate Syndrome (PMS). Bee-Dubya, as he's called by those who know him, is a cute kid. He lives in a swamp, where there are copperhead snakes and alligators. Poor little Bee-Dubya would like to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for having the most cards. He doesn't care what suit the card is or anything, but he'd like to have the most cards. A complete deck is not necessary, as he's used to that, playing without a full deck. Won't you help him fulfill his dream by sending him your old, scummy, rat-eaten, moldy decks of cards? If you do he won't have long to live.

There. That's heart-string-jerking enough.