If Bubbles the Chimpanzee can be called to testify for a certain M Jackson, complete with Gorilla translator, then why not let him run for office?

After all.... could he be any worse?

If he were in the UK, I think I'd probably vote for him... despite my Labour upbringing and my socialist tendencies, even Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher is looking good compared with what we have now!

LTS