---Aw shucks, Amos. I din't really write thet thang. I stoled it off a bafroom wall. It wuz writ right unner whar it sed "Fer uh good time call Rustic Rebel @ 669-6969!" ---

Bee-doubled ells, Are you trying to tell me something here? Don't you realize I have given up sex, talk of sex, thoughts of sex and anything that relates to sex for lent? You are very bad for me. You have gotten me to say, think and do sex now. I will have to reinvent my ways of lenting. I am forced to put down my cross-stitching and become a re-activated force of sexual squander. Well hell, Ell, thank-you!
P.S.- My word- tlippentsclantaries (see definition below)