Hey, Bubba! Ya'll hear thet? These fokes is gonna sen' some feller name uh Gibson t' camp out on th' sandbar. You bes' be headin' on out t' th' axess road an' pepper it with 'em roofin' nails so's th' feller cain't leave. I'll go git a coupla bottles uh whiskey.

Yee dawgies! We's gonna have some fun when thet boy shows up!