One of the residents of my former co op liked to cook hotdogs in maple syrup. He cooked them for 24 hours. The end result smelled all right, but looked revolting. I never tried tasting them.
Mother said his hotdogs looked like shrivelled old penises. She said this to an E.R. nurse. How many people can say, at the age of 75, that they made an E.R. nurse blush? Mom did.