Sorry Wesley, the giggles have been good. I will try to think of some serious replies, for now, I can only offer:

Close Encounters of the T'urd Kind -wonder if Spaw will be in it?

Like, lick me for chocolate

Bridges' Trolls of Madison County

The Unsinkable Krispy Kreme

The Gigantic (subtitle: Fuck-up!)

Grapes of Wraith

Boney and Clod