They tend to be concealed in a tripod bag. Very useful for long, thin things. Tripod, swords and french bread.


This was the most recent sword attack in Britian I found

28/10/1999
Nude swordsman attacks churchgoers
Eleven people have been injured in a sword attack at a church in south London.

A naked man wielding a 3 ft (91 cm) Samurai sword burst into St Andrew's Roman Catholic church in Thornton Heath, Croydon, during Sunday Mass.

The man indiscriminately attacked parishioners - injuring four of them critically - before he was overpowered by members of the congregation.

Police have said they are holding a 26-year-old local man in custody.


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