Counting posts shall be null and void unless they contain some redeeming social merit, worthy BS, creative shenanigan or entertainment value in written form. The presence of a mere number no matter how signficiant shall not qualify as MOAB material.

Handbook of MOAB Participation -- A Guide to Better Bullshit, P. Jenkins, H. Darworthy, F. Fiddler, S. Breakstone, T.V. Candellini, P. Rinkstrom and D.H. Nehriniano-Merriwether, Kluge University Press, Montreal, 2003, 3rd Ed.