Chimps have been in the headlines after a grisly assault on a Calfornia man. This is no news to me. The only reason it is considered news is because a human got attacked. Chimps are always freaking out and getting violent with gorillas and other decent primates, but you don't hear about it in the news, because the news panders to human beings only. This is the old double standard. Whitewash the chimps and deny their wrongdoings, while perpetuating ridiculous stereotypes of the "funny but lovable chimp" as in the case of the Tarzan movies with that smarmy loser, Cheetah, and stupid Disney movies and stuff like that. Meanwhile, gorillas get the short end of the stick, being cast in a negative light most of the time. Gorillas are depicted as sex-crazed and homicidal maniacs in movies going right back to the days of silent film. It's an outrage, but people just take it for granted, and that is largely due to false propaganda spread by chimps and people who hate gorillas.

Chimps are idiots, and they're dangerous. Trust me on this. They suffer from severe penis envy, because gorillas are way more built in that area. That's what's at the heart of it. They're vain too. I never saw a chimp that wouldn't spend an hour or two hooting at his reflection in the mirror and carrying on like that. It's pathetic.

I think it's high time that chimps were exposed for the antisocial misfits they really are. We are all in danger due to the presence of unstable chimps and trying to sweep it under the carpet and pretend it's not happening is not helping matters any. If I was in charge of the media I would do a major expose on this right now. And I wouldn't pull no punches. Chimps do NOT make good neighbors!