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Thread #78973   Message #1429364
Posted By: Joe Offer
07-Mar-05 - 10:06 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
Subject: ADD Versions: Uncle Bud
There's not much in Randolph/Legman Roll Me In Your Arms - five fragments, only one with a tune.

  1. There's corn in this town ain't never been shucked,
    There's gals in this town ain't never been fucked,
    Oh Bud, oh Bud, oh Bud
    Click to play

  2. When apples are red they orter be plucked,
    When gals are sixteen they orter be fucked,
    Oh, Uncle Bud, oh Bud.

  3. Ther ain't much corn Uncle Bud ain't shucked,
    There ain't many gals Uncle Bud ain't fucked,
    Oh Bud, oh Bud.

  4. Uncle Bud was a man like this:
    He had lots of money but he fucked his fist.

    Uncle Bud had a prick like a telephone pole,
    If he misses your pussy, look out ass-hole!

  5. There's corn in the field, there's corn in the shuck,
    There's girls in this world ain't never been touched,
    O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud

Click to play (Randolph/Legman #99A)