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Thread #78973 Message #1429364
Posted By: Joe Offer
07-Mar-05 - 10:06 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Uncle Bud' Obscene Southern US Song
Subject: ADD Versions: Uncle Bud
There's not much in Randolph/Legman Roll Me In Your Arms - five fragments, only one with a tune.
- There's corn in this town ain't never been shucked,
There's gals in this town ain't never been fucked,
Oh Bud, oh Bud, oh Bud
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- When apples are red they orter be plucked,
When gals are sixteen they orter be fucked,
Oh, Uncle Bud, oh Bud.
- Ther ain't much corn Uncle Bud ain't shucked,
There ain't many gals Uncle Bud ain't fucked,
Oh Bud, oh Bud.
- Uncle Bud was a man like this:
He had lots of money but he fucked his fist.
Uncle Bud had a prick like a telephone pole,
If he misses your pussy, look out ass-hole!
- There's corn in the field, there's corn in the shuck,
There's girls in this world ain't never been touched,
O Bud, Uncle Bud, O Bud, O Bud