I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.   
      
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a gal a break?"   He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
      
So I called him a pencil-dicked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.   

Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a shit.

My car was actually parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day.

It's important at my age.

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