No one wrote it! How could you compose a song like that?
It was invented by a bunch of deer hunters in Nortern Wisconsin at the turn of the century - in a bar - while staring at themselves in the bar mirror over their brew. They had no deer, were drunker than skunks and trying to figure out how they would explain themselves when thy got home! Now this fact can be attested to at Jump River Rosy"s bar in Jump River, Wisconsin; where the hunter's names are written on the walls in honor of their bravery and courage.