P-Vine is my hero! It never occurred to me that Bobert was funnin' on his friend's wife. I always assumed he was the brunt of his own jokes. When I meet her at the Getaway, I plan to ask how she manages B's hat collection. I could care less about her bathroom.

But while we are on bathrooms...would someone explain to me why men don't flush? I remember Mayor Koch singing "If it's yellow let it mellow. If it's brown flush it down." but that was during a drought. It is just plain nasty to have to check before I sit.