Daylight Savings Time is not real. The clocks are not "turned forward" -- what actually happens is that the Bavarian Illuminati, the Council of Seven, the G-8, and the Rosacrucians, all working for the Bohemian Club, actually make the Earth rotate faster. In the Fall, of course, they make it slow down. That's why winter days can seem so long, while summer evenings go by so quickly.