Ah! My favourite tipple.
12 pints of the stuff is a tremendous aphrodisiac, however, it carries with it an ingenious built - in contraceptive!

I really don't mind the price as it's the only thing I drink, but if you want quality, try Wellingtons Bar in Ayr for the best pint outside St. James's Brewery.
And well priced at £2.20 as well.
(did I mention the Sunday night acoustic session?)