LOL Gnu....synthetic... Tone remains unchanged after Berr drenching lol.

Well I was thinking if you had a dog...if not get a Dog then used said ornament as fribee.(expanding Rapaire's suggestion)

A unique fruit Bowl perhaps

Strategic placing below right or left foot in front of Armchair... then stand up...result...smashed..oh dear, how sad, never mind.

Leave House to go to Session, taking said ornament. Disgard before arriving at session most definetly, Find dumpster, Trashcan, garden..far from Home...dispose.
Arrive Back Home loudly complaining that some B****** stole your " Mini Bodhran":>)and no you do not want a replacement, it just wouldn't be the same....

Blessings
Jude