By golly, you're right, Susie! My wife may be freds! She may even be Chuckles! I've only known the "woman" for eighteen years. Who knows what form hesheit might have manifested in earlier days? So hesheit claims to have been "married" before and there are the two "children" from the "previous marriage". How do I know they're not produced by mind-melding, as Rapaire's niece contends? Then there's the "ex-husband", "Willie". Yes, "Willie" definitely could be freds.

I'm getting quite frightened here. First Chuckles, then Bozo, then wilmas, and now my wife, "Susan". Hah! Listen to this: During the period between my divorce from my first wife and marriage to "Susan" I dated three "women" named "Susan" in a row! Coincidence? I think not! It's becoming extremely apparent that freds have been seeking me out for twenty years now! Oh! What shall I do?