Wait a minute! If my "wife", "Susan", who is sometimes referred to as "Susie" by members of her "family", is freds, then that makes it highly likely that "Rustic Rebel", who is also known as "Susie", is freds as well! Next thing you know, I'll be finding that Tweed is freds too! Well, that wouldn't surprise me very much. Tweed's never exactly seemed 100% human anyway.

You're right, Layah. I might as well give up and go with the flow. If anyone needs me, I'll be off shopping here.