Other optional posts:

"That's a stupid forum-- ours is better!"

"What is a light-bulb, as opposed to a floodlight?"

"How many to change it-- crap! Who says it needs to be changed at all?"

"Of course only the in-group will be allowed to deal with this."

"Another reason why people should make donations to the site, so we can keep having these topics."

"Let's have a light-bulb fundraiser! I can get a really good deal on brand-new ones! Who wants European style, who wants US style?"

"What about us under-represented Ozzies?"

"It's Dubya's fault we even USE light bulbs!"

"Light bulb, Lamp-- US and UK slang for what?"

"Twist me and turn me on, baby, I'll shine for you all night!"

"PM me if you want to meet in Chat and get REALLY turned on!"

~Susan