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Thread #79410 Message #1439354
Posted By: paddymac
20-Mar-05 - 09:34 PM
Thread Name: BS: What Dogs Talk About at the Kennel
Subject: RE: BS: What Dogs Talk About at the Kennel
There are several versions of "The Meeting," certainly an apt addition to this thread to make it "musical." Here's on I wrote down at an inebriate ceilidh at the Atlanta Highland games a few years ago. I felt at home, as all but a few wre gleefully swirling the Scotch in their glasses.
The dogs all had a party, they came from near and far; Some the came by taxi, and some they came by car.
The dogs they had a party, they signed a little pact; And each one took his ***, and hung it on a hook.
One dog was not invited, and this aroused his ire; He strolled into the party, and loudly shouted "fire."
The dogs got so excited, they didn'y stpo to look; And each one grabbed an ***, off the nearest hook.
This is a sad, sad story, for it makes you very sore; To wear somebody's ***, you never wore before.
This is why dogs everywhere, no matter where you roam; Will sniff each other's ***, in hopes it is their own.
--or words to that effect. Only trouble is I can't remember what melody was used.