Dead lightbulbs - Filamental Necrophilia? Puts a whole new meaning on Edison screw.

"Young girl lying on a riverbank seduced herself with an elecric lamp, the lamp it broke and the amps ran wild and she gave birth to a gas filled child/They called the bastard Osram, they called the bastard Osram, they called the bastard Osram, 'cos that was the name of the lamp".

Trad/anon -Rugby Songs.