By the way, I have already made the 10,000th post to the MOAB! I did it on this thread.

You see, one of the many characteristics of BS is that, well, it's BS. And, as we all know, BS has only one rule. The one rule of BS is that there are no rules. Therefore, it is possible to make any post at any time on any thread. To heck with dibs! Just go ahead and make the post preemptively, proactively and unilaterally. Just follow the example of George W. Bush!

In fact, I shall declare this post to be the 2,000th post to the "Why Do Men Wear Socks with Sandals" thread!

Hah! Flamingo Ted is a piker!


(And why are both Google ads for things to make dogs stop barking? Did somebody bark?)