The Abram Pace Egg Players will be performing their wonderful interpreation of the age old tradition, along with special effects, witty repartee and more killings than a Quentin Tarantino movie this week. Where and when?

Weds. Swinton Tour - White Swan - Park Inn - White Lion. Starting 9pm
Thursday. Westhougton and Environs. Starting 8:45pm. Bridge - Hart Common - Railway - Bull and Butcher.
Friday. Lancaster maritime festival. Not sure of the start time. (See a progran while you are there for heavens sake. Want everything on a plate?) 2 performances behind the maritime museum. 1 outside the Three Mariners and some other 'unofficial' performances on the way:-)

Dave 'how cans't thou break my head' the Gnome