I was practicing with my new sword this evening and I swear I saw something -- I can't describe the indescribable -- in the back yard. It sort of winked in and out of vision, but seemed to be mostly fungoid with ugly teeth and tongue; whatever it was was accompanied by a very, very large grizzly (which seemed to be mostly teeth and claws) which seemed to be chewing on the neighbor who stole my fence.

Bee-dubya, you didn't confound poor old Chuckles again by making himither confuse "Pocatello" and "Pensacola" now, did you?