I'll have you know that Phil and I have been waiting for the jug eared little oik to get hitched again. We have plans you know. Ourselves and the corgis intend to take in as many SAGA holidays as possible. I have always had a yen to travel like you peasants.

The fun, the fun we'll have. And cross stitch has been calling to me of late. I have a nice thatched cottage in mind. Will look just the ticket above the downstairs lavvy. Phil says he will be quite happy watching QVC. He does like to laugh at the cheap tack.