CUTTY Rex

Oh where are you going? said Milder to Moulder
Oh we may not tell you said Festel to Fose
We're off to the genetics lab said John the Red Nose
We're off to the genetics lab said John the Red Nose

And what will you do there said Milder to Moulder
We'll hunt the T Rex said John the Red Nose

And how will you shoot it? said Milder to Moulder
We thought we'd use rifles said John the Red Nose

Oh that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Oh what will you do then said Festel to Fose
Anti-tank guns and cannon said John the Red Nose

And how will you fetch her? said Milder to Moulder
Oh we may not tell you said Festel to Fose
On four strong men's shoulders said John the Red Nose

Ah that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Oh what will do then said Festel to Fose
A crane and a lorry, said John the Red Nose

Oh how will you cut her up? said Milder to Moulder
With knives and with forks said John the Red Nose

Oh that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Well, I'd use a chain-saw said John the Red Nose

Oh how will you boil her? said Milder to Moulder
In pots and in kettles said John the Red Nose
O that will not do said Milder to Moulder
Who serves boiled Lizard? said John the Red Nose

Oh who'll get the scraggy bit? said Milder to Moulder
We'll flog them to McDonalds said John the Red Nose



I'll get my coat