Tony Blair today expressed his support of President Bush's withdrawl of technical support for Mudcat adding that "...we know that bodhrans of mass destruction are hidden there as the intelligence has clearly shown ". Refusing to reveal the source of the intelligence Mr. Bliar said "It must be right because the Preident says so".

When asked if he had pledged support for the War on Folk after meeting the President at a Girls Aloud concert the Prime Minister replied that "the weight of history hangs off my guitar strap".

The Maid of Mount Cisco refused to comment.