The Boxer   (to the tune of "the Boxer" by Paul Simon)

I am Barbra Boxer so my views are so absurd
I have sqandered by existence on a barrell full of pork bills
such are promises
All lies and jest
I appear so condescending becuase I know what is best

When we lost the house and senate seats
We were angry and annoyed
In the company of losers
With the Kerry, Al Gore, Howard Dean team screaming out
Morals low, seeking out the stupid people
where the voters just don't know
Lying to their faces on which way to go

Lie Lie Lies......

Asking only for appeasement I come looking for some votes
But I get no offers
Just a come on from the whores on Air America
Just do the score, there were bill vote voted once against
And now I voted for

Lie Lie Lies.....

Now I'm spekwing out my rhetoric and wising BUSH were gone
Bring him down
Where the San Francisco votes are supporting me
On their knees, bring him down
In this corner Barbra Boxer and a traitor to us all
And she serves as a reminder for every vote that put her down
And squashed her till she cried out
In her anger she does wail
Condelisa, Condelisa
But the Boxer has just failed

Lie Lie Lies....