All the talk of going to hell in a handbasket is ironically failing to notice that we are not currently in hell though the handbasket we're in has only changed in the direction favored by those who most seem to be complaining about the direction in which they fear it is going (relative to those who have posted to this thread).

Ailing Man: Doc, will I be able to play piano after this?

Doc: Sure. Don't see why not.

Ailing Man: GREAT! I've always wished I could play the piano.