I started before the votes were all not counted in 2000.
Tune- Hesitation Blues

Well, you take all the votes and you put 'em in a pot
And you lock 'em in a closet, and what have you got?
    Tell me how long do we have to wait?
    Can we count 'em all now, or must we hesitate?
Some say he won, some say he lost,
Some who didn't even vote are whining at the cost,
    Tell me how long
No some folks say that a judge won't steal,
But I know there were at least five in my corn field
   Tell me...
(and then a bit later...)
What'll happen when it's quiet out in Aff ghan is tan
We'll go to Eye rack and we'll hassle Saddam (I regretted that rhyme too)    Tell me how...
I dunno why Dubya made such a fuss
We knew most of what he had, 'cause he got most of it from us
    Tell me...
Yeah, he was fighting Eye ran, so we gave him gas
But he used it on the Kurds. He was so low class.
    Tell me...
                   Carter Bannerman, 2000, 2002
I would invite contributions to this parody on Back Again
(i.e. We've got Franklin D Roosevelt back again)

Back again, back again, we've got Yale Old-Boy alumni back again.
Don't worry if your grades are thin; if Daddy went here, you'll get in.
We've got Yale old boy alumni back again.

and I've been half heartedly thinking about The Weapons-of-Mass-Destruction-Program-Related-Activities-Blues...