And don't forget Ian McCalman's hilarious comments on the Weapons of Mass Destruction in his song (from McCalmans' CD "Tangled Web"):

W.M.D.
Ian McCalman

We played hide and seek and we counted to 10
We opened our eyes and you were gone again
Now we think you weren't playing fair
We think you were never there

W.M.D (please tell us)
Where did you hide from me (where can you be?)
Tony played because he's oh, so loyal
Greedy little George played for barrels of oil
But the reason we played .. you said we'd see
W.M.D. Where can you be?
W.M.D.

We looked under the sand and up to the sky
The big boys promised and they never, ever lie
Those nice, clean chaps from the CIA, say
"They'll turn up some day" (like Elvis)

W.M.D (please tell us)
Where did you hide from me (where can you be?)
Tony played because he's oh, so loyal
Greedy little George played for barrels of oil
But the reason we played .. you said we'd see
W.M.D. Where can you be?
W.M.D.

George and Tony you've been naughty, little boys
Lying, to steal the other kids' toys
You're so angry, we still want to see
W.M.D.

and

Some say there were reasons enough
We don't like bullies so the going got tough
But the reason we played you said we'd see
W.M.D.

Oh

W.M.D (please tell us)
Where did you hide from me (where can you be?)
Tony played because he's oh, so loyal
Greedy little George played for barrels of oil
But the reason we played .. you said we'd see
W.M.D. Where can you be?
W.M.D. We'd like to see
W.M.D.