Groucho said many profound things. Are you referencing his "I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER" line?

How about "Military justice is to justice what military music is to music." Or "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

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