AHA! knew it was around somewhere.

I believe this is from the KKV - (King Khandu Version)

1:1        In the beginningMOAB created the heaven and the earth and the thread

1:2        And the thread was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the bowels of the deep. And the Spirit ofMOAB made movement upon the face of the waters.

1:3    And the word was MOAB and MOAB was the WORD and the WORD was:

BRRRRR-WAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

and MOAB felt much relieved.