WARNING!!!

Be extremely careful when creating myths, tall-tales and other lies having to do with The Origin Of Things! Remember that a bunch of bored sheep and camel herders once had nothing better to do than sit around campfires making up lies which they convinced their children were truth, thus spawning hundreds of generations of morons who would rather accept what's written in a book of folk-tales as the source of Absolute Truth than to believe what they can plainly see with their own eyes. We are still paying for those tale creators' audacity to this day.