I assume that you have Essex Girl and myself on your RSVPed list.

Perhaps skyclad would be a bit dodgy in my current condition - my right hand/arm has a mind of it's own these days and when it isn't touching up ladies naughty bits it always seems to find it's way into my crotch.

Linda's looking forward to it, since my stroke she has to do all the driving which means that her drinking is severely curtailed most of the time. I gather that we are coming by pubic transport so that she can get herself newted on the cider.