I'll take the easy ones:

1. SUVS (Just had a guy back into me across two lanes of traffic while I was sitting quietly, parked in my car.

2. People talking on cell phones while they're driving SUVS.

3. People who sing two songs in a row in a sing around when the rule is that everyone just sing ONE SONG!

Them ain't monkeys, brucie... they is King Kong and his two brothers, Fred and George.

Jerry