A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. "Hi,
there, good looking! How's it going?"

Having already downed a few drinks she turned around, faced him, looked
him straight in the eye. "Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time,
anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter
to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just
flat-ass love it."

"No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?"