I am all atitter, as are the subjects of my Kingdom! We just had the annual Cats Up! Festival and it was absolutely GRAND!! As usual, none of the cats learned to fly during their freefall and the ended up looking like catsup. True, we were a tad disappointed that not a one of them flew, but we recovered nicely when we saw the pretty red designs they left on the parking lot.

Of course, after the cat show, all awaited with with great expectation for me, The King, to lead the "Don't Step In It" Parade wearing my newly designed Royal Regalia.

All were agasp as I stepped out of the Portapotty, letting them view the
stunning garb for the first time.

My Cherokee Headdress has been tailored in such a way that I can wear it and the Crown together. This alone is an awe-inspiring sight! But let me start with the shoes! Spike-heeled pointies, flaming red in color, with a large rhinestone K on the top of each! The Royal Leopard Leotards were perfect for my sultry leg-lines! Of course, no Kingly Ensemble is complete without a codpiece & boyohboy, did I have a codpiece!! Made of wrought iron with a Fiery Dragonshead located in just the right spot!

My Emerald Green satin T shirt looked great over my Playtex Cross-your-heart! But the item that tied it all together was my Glow-in-the-park Yellow full lenght Royal Cape with a twelve-foot train!!

I was a sight! Yes, chills course up & down my svelte body as I look in the Roayl Mirror! I am all atitter!!

Kk