Cripes. Finally! After all these years. Been looking for the lyrics to this song forever, it seems. First heard it from a dyspeptic, ex-pat Brit headmaster at a private school in Canada. He usd to fly down Highway 2 on his motorcycle in full cap and gown (helmets weren't then mandatory), scaring the bejesus out of the locals.

Next skill-testing question: Does anyone know a chord progression for this song? I can fake the versus and chorus, but I really don't remember how the bridge goes. I do recall that 'cafe' is pronounced 'kafe' but that's about it.