The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #79224 Message #1457937
Posted By: The Fooles Troupe
11-Apr-05 - 09:13 AM
Thread Name: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: Second Joke Thread for 2005
A Form Leter. ~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Idiot,
You have been given this citation for being a true MORON because you:
[ ] selfishly, [ ] foolishly, [ ] dangerously, and/or [ ] rudely [ ] failed to signal to change lanes. [ ] cut people off. [ ] tailgated. [ ] crossed the gore. [ ] left lane bombed. [ ] right lane bombed. [ ] drove slow in the fast lane. [ ] drove fast in the slow lane. [ ] don't understand "slow traffic keep right." [ ] don't understand "left lane passing only." [ ] parked in a handicapped spot without displaying authorization. [ ] parked like an $@#%!$!! [ ] created a new parking spot where none exists. [ ] turned right on red when traffic was approaching. [ ] created gridlock. [ ] rubbernecked. [ ] threw garbage out the window. [ ] ______________________________.
You are an idiot because you:
[ ] weren't paying attention. [ ] were driving while using a cell phone. [ ] are just an idiot. [ ] ______________________________.
To remedy this problem, please
[ ] walk. [ ] take public transportation. [ ] just stay home. [ ] get a clue. [ ] get a life. [ ] stop breathing. [ ] short pier/long drive. [ ] take driving lessons. [ ] learn how to read (signs, drivers manual, etc.) [ ] ____________________________.
To ensure your public disgrace
[ ] a photo of your car [ ] a photo of you [ ] your license plate number [ ] a full description of your car [ ] a full description of you [ ] ____________________________.
will be submitted for publication (or prosecution) to the following organization _______________________________________________
Sincerely, The person who [ ] you cut off. [ ] you tailgated. [ ] you generally annoyed. [ ] keyed your car. [ ] is going to slash your tires if you do this again. [ ] you needlessly wasted the time of. [ ] ___________________________.