Kendall,
I think I prefer not knowing - but tell us this: are orifices involved?

SINS,
Xander is prepared for the worst; he will be wearing full-body armour. Unfortunately, the armour he intends to use is MY body, but then you wouldn't hurt an innocent little Greek, would you? (blinks beguilingly).

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