Hey, I just discovered a way to make an old, boring joke funny again. Put something about a banana in it!

Q. Who was that lady eating a banana I saw you with last night?
A. That was no lady, and the banana had nothing to do with it. That was my wife.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road eating a banana?
A. The banana had nothing to do with it. It was to get to the other side.

Q. Why do firemen wear red suspenders and eat bananas?
A. The bananas have nothing to do with it. It's to hold their pants up.