The real story.

It was like this with my son--visits to the NICU for two weeks.

This works.

Okay, so this kid may be swamped. . .

Just a reminder that other mammals don't worry about the size of the glands, just what they do.

Just a very nice photo (notice her eye contact).

And, in case you wondered, though Picasso stuck them any ol' which way, he also knew how they worked.

SRS

P.S. Totally unrelated: Boob heard round the world