Nice line dave....then there's.....

'Watford Gap, Watford Gap, plate'o'grease and a load'o'crap'...
or 'the fear of mankinds un-togetherness pounds in my heart, the deceit of my friends, the betrayals of which i am part'.
and how about this from the brilliant McGoohan's Blues (one of the best contempory songs ever written in mu 'umble opinion).....

'Meanwhile the TV commercials are sweeping the day
Brainwashing innocent kids into thinking their way
The wet politicians and clergymen have much to say
Defending desires of the sheep they are leading astray
And Ma's favourite popstar is forcing a grin, he's a smash
Obliging the soft-headed viewers to act just as flash
The Village TV hooks its victims on give-away cash
The addicts are numbers who serve to perpetuate trash'.

Good stuff....'bout time you had im on yer prog Mike Harding....then maybe he would'nt want to be eh?