I thought the Mudcat had covered all imaginable topics, proper or not, but this is, um, new territory for me. I do recall Henry Miller in some book I read in my teens mentioning a sighting under conditions such as those described above, but he didn't start a conversation about it, having both his minds on other things.

Four-year old boy in the bath, playing with his scrotum: "Mommy, are these my brains??"

Mother: "Not yet, dear."



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