Man from the Whitehouse (to the tune of the Limerick Rake)

I am a young pres that's easy and bold,
From Orlando to Austin I'm very well known;
In the Whitehouse, DC I spent many a note
With Dicky and Toni and Condi.

My voters rebuked me for being such a fake
And spending my time in such frolicsome ways,
But I ne've could forget the good nature of Mr. Hussein,
And you voted me in once again hey.

My parents, they reared me to shake and to sow,
To plough and to harrow, to reap and to mow;
But my heart was too airy to drop it so low,
I set out on a high speculation.

On paper and documents they taught me to sign
And in Eye-raq and grammur they opened my eyes,
But in geo-something-or-rather, in truth, I was bright,
And you voted me in once again hey.