O_O This is sung to the tune of 'Miss Susie had a Steamboat' (and when I learned it, Miss Susie was Miss Mary)
Miss Molly had a baby,
The baby's name was Tim,
She put him in a bathtub,
To see if he could swim.
He ate up all the water,
He drank up all the soap,
He woulda ate the bathtub but it wouldn't fit his throat!
Miss Molly called the doctor,
Miss Molly called the nurse,
Miss Molly called the lady with the alligator purse!
Measles said the doctor,
Measles said the nurse,
Pizza said the lady with the alligator purse!
Miss Molly shot the doctor,
Miss Molly stabbed the nurse,
Miss Molly paid the lady with the alligator purse!

This next one is a clapping game:
I went to Chinese bakery to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
He put it in a plastic bag and this is what he said said said
My name is Gay Hi Pickle Lo
Gay Hi
Gay Hi
Gay Hi
Pickle Lo
Cha cha cha cha cha

Early '90's, Calgary, Canada