Giok: Holy Cats! The highlands are filling up with sassenachs?
Guest: As I will credit you with knowing, you're laugh is forced. I get all my history off the telly, and if "Highlander" was at the battle of Culloden, I know about it. Unfortunately in the present era he lives on a boat in France and can't make all the Hearts games. And he would never have disrespected the Pope. During the opening minute of silence, he'd still be in the parking garage fighting for his head.

There can be only one!

And he would never fail to identify himself.